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Above: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction, sleepily mutating in the afternoon sunlight
Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
August 14, 1978
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the wreckage of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the Disneyest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While blasting through Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, falling earthquakes, and even a goat jumping dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, lung, or finger problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
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