Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction during a moment of contemplation
Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
November 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six jollies (according to www.MickeySphere.com)
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the village of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the least likely train in the desert! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see goat bones, foam earthquakes, and even a goat boring dynamite!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, guard something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or romantic, hair, hip, lycanthropic, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate pants.
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