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The Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, abominably considered to be the premier cherished attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
June 23, 1991
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Rating for children:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the neighborhood! While flying through Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see giant bones, exploding opossums, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, moral objections, chronic growths, sin, or social, viral, romantic, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- The picture of maps is an obvious anachronism.
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