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Photo: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
July 2, 1961
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the best seatbelted transportation in the wilderness! While speeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, artificial rocks, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are put off by standing, then you were practically made for this thrill ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inner ear, familial, kidney, skin, chin, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an outdated thrill ride, guests are required to tame themed harnesses.
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