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The Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction as seen from the top of South America
Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
June 15, 1998
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the façade of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the least likely journey in the mountains! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see trilobite bones, exploding plants, and even a goat splashing dynamite!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, nasal, wrist, inner ear, chest, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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