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The Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction during construction
Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad
November 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (from "The Passport" newsletter)
Board the Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the best seatbelted journey in the wilderness! While blasting through Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, battling rocks, and even a goat sailing dynamite!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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