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The Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad
November 21, 1959
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the fastest train in the neighborhood! While flying through Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, dangling dynamite, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent character photo place.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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