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A Smoky view of Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad when it's covered in children
Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad
October 31, 1978
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Board the Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest tour in the desert! While zooming through Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, whiplashed cactus, and even a goat dusting dynamite!
- If it's your birthday, cast members could sing to you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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