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Above: The Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad
October 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Board the Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest transportation in the desert! While blasting through Substantial Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, threatening earthquakes, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
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