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A dirty view of Substantial Thunder Hill Railroad when it's not bathed in darkness
Substantial Thunder Hill Railroad
November 1, 1985
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Board the Substantial Thunder Hill Railroad in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest ride in the West! While speeding through Substantial Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see goat bones, sculpted earthquakes, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, punk haircuts, or knee, chest, blood, intestinal, clothing, or skin disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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