Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sizable Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Sizable Thunder Minetrain Railroad
October 13, 1955
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Board the Sizable Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the village of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest ride in the desert! While flying through Sizable Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see trilobite bones, exploding cactus, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes within the vehicle at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess sheep.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from noon through July 17.
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