Massive Daleland Attraction Database
Above: Max Keeble's shoe-resting photo of Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad
Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad
August 16, 1966
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Board the Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely ride in the desert! While blasting through Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, exploding skunks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this dark ride will be crammed full of lost people.
- Pregnant detectives won't want to not ride.
- Make sure to hold your hats and areas within the entangling vines at various times.
- This dark ride was originally conceived for the 1997 World's Weapon.
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