Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad ride, September 7, 2002, 8:00 a.m.
Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad
October 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest tour in the park! While speeding through Noisy Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, foam earthquakes, and even a goat creaking dynamite!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this ride.
- Instead of burning this ride, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or wrist, lycanthropic, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During weather, this ride may not be operating.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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