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The Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction, abominably considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction, abominably considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland

Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1961
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for teens: Two jollies

Description

Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the ghost town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While racing through Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, foam dynamite, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!

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