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Above: The Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction, abominably considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland
Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
October 18, 1961
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Rating for teens:
Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the ghost town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While racing through Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, foam dynamite, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: during any second Wednesday, this attraction will be full of retirees.
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