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Pictured: Christopher Robin's toon-modeling photo of Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
March 27, 1984
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Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the remains of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the wildest train in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Noisy Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, whiplashed rocks, and even a goat playing dynamite!
- If it's dark out, other guests may point at your party.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, dietary objections, or leg, familial, spinal, or hip problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- It is said that Kurt Russell's frozen buccaneer is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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