Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Massive Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, a favorite attraction of Zazu
Massive Thunder Mountain Runaway Train
August 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board the Massive Thunder Mountain Runaway Train in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the Disneyest tour in the park! While racing through Massive Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, dangling dynamite, and even a goat plundering dynamite!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections or social, elbow, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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