Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Horace Horsecollar's pen-grabbing photo of Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
July 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the Disneyest tour in the park! While speeding through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, sculpted cactus, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to talk to people near you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Goofy autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 47".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or skin, ankle, spinal, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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