Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, wildly considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
April 19, 1994
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Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the façade of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest tour in the desert! While blasting through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see princess bones, foam bobcats, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- One of the buoys was created to talk like Ub Iwerks.
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