Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
July 30, 1955
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Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the village of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While flying through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, anthropomorphic plants, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before drowning this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- The letters in "Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad" can be scrambled to spell "Enaehastnniduasr Omdrarmvl Tiieir."
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