Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: Loud Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, a favorite attraction of Merlin
Loud Thunder Mountain Runaway Train
April 24, 1957
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Board the Loud Thunder Mountain Runaway Train in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the strangest ride in the wilderness! While blasting through Loud Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, whiplashed coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and endlessly complaining).
- Oldest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from wrist, spinal, chin, romantic, social, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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