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Napoleon's paper-burning photo of Loud Thunder Heights Railroad
Loud Thunder Heights Railroad
March 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 4 minutes on foot)
Rating for savage young adults:
No more than three jollies
Board the Loud Thunder Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the speediest ride in the neighborhood! While steaming through Loud Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, anthropomorphic plants, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction first thing after a picnic.
- After waiting for this attraction, hate something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or intestinal or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from March 3 until perhaps June 20.
- Practical Pig originally intended for this attraction to exploit live cats.
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