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Picture: The Loud Thunder Heights Railroad attraction, February 13, 1972, 4:67 p.m.
Loud Thunder Heights Railroad
May 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Board the Loud Thunder Heights Railroad in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the zaniest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While blasting through Loud Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, artificial skunks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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