Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Large Thunder Mountain Circus Train attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Large Thunder Mountain Circus Train
September 18, 1988
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Board the Large Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the remains of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest train in the desert! While nosebleeding through Large Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, falling earthquakes, and even a goat grabbing dynamite!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or attention-span, chest, heart, kidney, knee, or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
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