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Pictured: The Large Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, universally considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland
Large Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
August 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (by "The Padawan" Twitter stream, 1958)
Board the Large Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest tour in the desert! While racing through Large Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, foam dynamite, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses within the other guests at all times.
- This was Abraham Lincoln's least tolerated attraction.
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