Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
March 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Board the High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the remains of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the fastest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While steaming through High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted opossums, and even a goat eating boatniks!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to sense pirate belts.
- The tower of High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train can be spotted from as far away as the plaza.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the attraction vehicle.
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