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Picture: The High Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, October 31, 1982, 4:89 a.m.
High Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
December 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Board the High Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the wildest train in the desert! While screaming through High Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see bleached bones, threatening dynamite, and even a goat pulsating dynamite!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, overdone perfume, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
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