Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction, temptingly fighting in the afternoon sunlight
Heap Thunder Runaway Railroad
April 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the Heap Thunder Runaway Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Heap Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, dangling plants, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to rent custom pants.
- This was one of the few remaining "Z ticket" attractions.
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