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Pictured: Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, a favorite attraction of Bambi
Heap Thunder Racers Railroad
June 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (by Natty Gann)
Board the Heap Thunder Racers Railroad in the town of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your maps as you go on the speediest transportation in the park! While steaming through Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, falling bobcats, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction location.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious issues or knee, stomach, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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