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Pictured: The Heap Thunder Racers Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its delightful anniversary
Heap Thunder Racers Railroad
February 25, 1979
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Board the Heap Thunder Racers Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest tour in the wilderness! While flying through Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, falling coyotes, and even a goat frightening dynamite!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to show something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or familial or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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