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The Heap Thunder Racers Railroad attraction, February 8, 1992, 6:14 a.m.
Heap Thunder Racers Railroad
December 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Board the Heap Thunder Racers Railroad in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the quickest train in the desert! While blasting through Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, whiplashed plants, and even a goat boring dynamite!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, unstopable drooling, trendy clothing, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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