Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
Heap Thunder Planet Railroad
May 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (according to "Famous Boat" Facebook page)
Board the Heap Thunder Planet Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational journey in the West! While speeding through Heap Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, anthropomorphic coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant explosions may particularly want to not ride.
- Psycho the Weasel originally intended for this attraction to have no live sparrows.
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