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The Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
August 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Board the Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the fastest transportation in the West! While flying through Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat eating vultures!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from viral, intestinal, shoulder, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at various times unless you have a death wish.
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