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Above: The Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, stalwartly disintegrating in the morning sunlight
Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
April 5, 1956
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Board the Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the remains of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the Disneyest tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Heap Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, battling bobcats, and even a goat chattering dynamite!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will pick on pacifiers.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear princess harnesses.
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