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At right: Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, a favorite attraction of Beast
Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
February 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Particularly juvenile juveniles
Board the Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the mountains! While screaming through Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, foam coyotes, and even a goat eating guitarists!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents can ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from hair, ribcage, attention-span, or neck issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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