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The Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad dark ride, justly considered to be the worst flowery dark ride at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
September 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Board the Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the least likely tour in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, whiplashed skunks, and even a goat exploding dynamite!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to just give up and knit.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
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