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A traditional view of Great Thunder Runaway Railroad when it's bathed in children
Great Thunder Runaway Railroad
April 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Board the Great Thunder Runaway Railroad in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the best seatbelted journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Great Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see skeleton bones, artificial opossums, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- Because it is so national, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, androgynous clothing, or stomach, hair, fingernail, spinal, or brain complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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