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Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Hades
Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
January 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (according to www.LaughingShip.com)
Board the Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the best themed ride in the park! While flying through Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see princess bones, foam opossums, and even a goat slicing dynamite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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