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Gigantic Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
July 4, 1976
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Board the Gigantic Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest ride in the mountains! While zooming through Gigantic Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see cactus bones, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Minimum height 37".
- Guest in front must be at least 44" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or lung, ankle, immunological, finger, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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