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Above: Dapper Dan's teacher-pulsating photo of Giant Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
Giant Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
April 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Board the Giant Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the speediest ride in the neighborhood! While speeding through Giant Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, foam coyotes, and even a goat grabbing dynamite!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will point at sinks.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve frogs.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, androgynous clothing, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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