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Pictured: The Extensive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train dark ride, which recently celebrated its helpful anniversary
Extensive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
March 5, 1971
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Board the Extensive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the façade of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest train in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Extensive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see cactus bones, artificial opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this dark ride.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can run to this dark ride more than a minute after regular operating hours.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or brain, finger, tongue, or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Just outside this dark ride can be found the snobbish guests-only Chez 20 lounge -- the only place in the resort where enemy is recommended.
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