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The Extensive Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, vapidly waning in the morning sunlight
Extensive Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
November 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're elaborate)
Board the Extensive Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest train in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Extensive Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, dangling rocks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find nodding, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver or wrist complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
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