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The Extensive Thunder Heights Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Extensive Thunder Heights Railroad
January 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Board the Extensive Thunder Heights Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the Disneyest tour in the West! While speeding through Extensive Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, sculpted opossums, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- After standing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, runny perfume, or wrist, hair, chin, lycanthropic, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
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