Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dinky Thunder Racers Railroad attraction at park opening
Dinky Thunder Racers Railroad
June 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Racers Railroad in the façade of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While zooming through Dinky Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic bobcats, and even a goat vanishing dynamite!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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