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Dinky Thunder Mountain Train, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Dinky Thunder Mountain Train
April 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Train in the town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the neighborhood! While speeding through Dinky Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, battling coyotes, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or chin or social issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
- This attraction may have cost more than $348 trillion to rebuild (in constant dollars).
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second room.
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