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The Dinky Thunder Mountain Train attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Dinky Thunder Mountain Train
February 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Train in the village of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While speeding through Dinky Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see bleached bones, anthropomorphic rocks, and even a goat improvising dynamite!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Waiting may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- According to scholars, there are no athletes used in this attraction.
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