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A magical view of Dinky Thunder Mountain Runaway Train when it's not covered in tarps
Dinky Thunder Mountain Runaway Train
June 15, 2010
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
550 guest lengths
Six and a smidge plusses
Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Runaway Train in the wreckage of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the fastest transportation in the West! While racing through Dinky Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, dangling opossums, and even a goat eating aliens!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of former punkers.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, liver, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from March 13 until something like October 10.
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