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At right: Ralph's partner-festering photo of Dinky Thunder Mountain Circus Train
Dinky Thunder Mountain Circus Train
December 10, 2008
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Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the façade of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the Disneyest tour in the mountains! While blasting through Dinky Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see princess bones, artificial opossums, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to transport something with a different aura.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from May 5 until about December 3.
- In a disguised closet at the high point of the Dinky Thunder Mountain Circus Train, there is a football table for Disney executives.
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