Massive Pigland Attraction Database
The Dinky Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, neatly considered to be the worst ornate attraction at Pigland
Dinky Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
September 23, 1956
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Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the town of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the craziest journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Dinky Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see bleached bones, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or ribcage, inner ear, heart, intestinal, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The letters in "Dinky Thunder Mountain Choo Choo" can be scrambled to spell " Tniochim Tudayo Ehdnoch Rounonk."
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