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The Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad thrill ride, July 25, 2001, 2:16 p.m.
Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
October 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest train in the West! While nosebleeding through Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, exploding coyotes, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 36 megabytes.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, water-soluable clothing, or nasal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
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