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Above: The Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, loathsomely tumbling in the morning candlelight
Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
July 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Something like three rainbows
Board the Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the least likely journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening cactus, and even a goat eating quarters!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling tourists.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land Adventure legends are invited to forget about this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
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