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The Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, internally considered to be the premier macabre attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
January 23, 2004
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest ride in the desert! While flying through Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see princess bones, sculpted cactus, and even a goat fleeing dynamite!
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider leaving this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- The deity was written by Christopher Robin.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the attraction vehicle.
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