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A strange view of Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad when it's not covered in fog
Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
December 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the desert! While speeding through Dinky Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see giant bones, dangling opossums, and even a goat annoying dynamite!
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant noses should avoid this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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