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A lighthearted view of Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad when it's not hidden in tarps
Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad
June 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge happy faces
Board the Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your bands as you go on the least likely journey in the mountains! While steaming through Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, foam opossums, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you find deceiving, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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