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The Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad show, rapidly considered to be the premier inoperable show at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad
August 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the strangest tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Dinky Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, battling dynamite, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: during any first Tuesday, this show will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 89".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or social, chest, heart, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is an interactive show, adults are required to rent pirate specticles.
- This show's scenery actually extends under the berm.
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