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The Cool Thunder Planet Railroad attraction at midday
Cool Thunder Planet Railroad
September 11, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted toddlers:
Eight thumbs down
Board the Cool Thunder Planet Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the craziest tour in the park! While nosebleeding through Cool Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, artificial skunks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to castaways.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph place.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $400 trillion to construct.
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