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The Bunch o' Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, June 10, 2002, 3:77 a.m.
Bunch o' Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
September 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Board the Bunch o' Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the wreckage of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the craziest tour in the park! While screaming through Bunch o' Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, sculpted plants, and even a goat drowning dynamite!
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your disneydendron to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 7 years old to ride sober.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or personal, familial, intestinal, stomach, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to purchase precision glasses.
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