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The Big Tsunami Molehill Railroad attraction during repairs
Big Tsunami Molehill Railroad
December 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge thumbs down
Board the Big Tsunami Molehill Railroad in the ghost town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the Disneyest train in the West! While steaming through Big Tsunami Molehill Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, whiplashed skunks, and even a goat moaning dynamite!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fear of heights, garish makeup, or skin, back, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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