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The Big Tornado Runaway Railroad attraction, positively considered to be the only unscheduled attraction at Blairland

The Big Tornado Runaway Railroad attraction, positively considered to be the only unscheduled attraction at Blairland

Big Tornado Runaway Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 2003
Duration: Subjectively eternal
Avg. queue length: 739 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero stars

Description

Board the Big Tornado Runaway Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Tornado Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, exploding opossums, and even an engineer eating dynamite!

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