Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Big Tornado Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, October 13, 2010, 9:00 a.m.
Big Tornado Mountain Earthquake Train
March 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Tornado Mountain Earthquake Train in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Tornado Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see cave man bones, battling coyotes, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or intestinal, ribcage, social, bowel, shoulder, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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