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A perfect view of Big Tide Racers Railroad when it's inundated in weather
Big Tide Racers Railroad
July 10, 2013
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're single)
Board the Big Tide Racers Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the speediest journey in the neighborhood! While racing through Big Tide Racers Railroad, you'll see Viewliner bones, exploding bobcats, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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