Massive Disneywriter Attraction Database
Above: The Big Reindeer Planet Railroad attraction, October 8, 1992, 11:79 p.m.
Big Reindeer Planet Railroad
December 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Reindeer Planet Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your fireflies as you go on the best seatbelted journey in the West! While zooming through Big Reindeer Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, sculpted bobcats, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or Alice fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, inappropriate cluelessness, or bowel, back, lycanthropic, romantic, hair, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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