Massive Disneytroll Attraction Database
Pictured: Big Reindeer Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
Big Reindeer Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
May 12, 1982
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Board the Big Reindeer Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland in the town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest ride in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Big Reindeer Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, you'll see skeleton bones, anthropomorphic coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If this is your first visit to Disneytroll, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Shortest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs (in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
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