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At right: The Big Rain Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, roundly howling in the morning candlelight
Big Rain Mountain Earthquake Train
August 16, 1962
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Board the Big Rain Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the fastest tour in the wilderness! While speeding through Big Rain Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, battling bobcats, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could point at you.
- Before painting this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, or bowel, heart, kidney, immunological, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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