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Photo: The Big Panties Runaway Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Big Panties Runaway Railroad
March 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Runaway Railroad in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest journey in the park! While steaming through Big Panties Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, artificial coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Ursula impersonators.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- The valiant toucan is completely natural.
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