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Above: The Big Panties Runaway Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Runaway Railroad
November 16, 1998
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Board the Big Panties Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your rascals as you go on the speediest tour in the neighborhood! While speeding through Big Panties Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, falling skunks, and even a goat slicing dynamite!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires more experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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