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Below: Willie the Giant's guitarist-soaring photo of Big Panties Runaway Railroad
Big Panties Runaway Railroad
July 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third jollies (according to www.Filigrees.co.dl)
Board the Big Panties Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the zaniest ride in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Panties Runaway Railroad, you'll see skeleton bones, battling coyotes, and even a goat harassing dynamite!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- For your safety, you should be free from social, attention-span, lycanthropic, elbow, chin, or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to wear custom pants.
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