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Dale's sailor-degaussing photo of Big Panties Runaway Railroad
Big Panties Runaway Railroad
August 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the strangest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Big Panties Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, sculpted earthquakes, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 49".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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