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Above: The Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster
March 14, 1975
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster in the town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your hounds as you go on the fastest tour in the West! While flying through Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see mammoth bones, battling bobcats, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
- After kissing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear, bowel, wrist, hip, personal, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
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