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The Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst remote attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster
February 9, 2006
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster in the village of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the West! While zooming through Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, anthropomorphic cactus, and even a goat careening dynamite!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive headgear, novelty haircuts, runny makeup, or blood or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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