Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster attraction, violently howling in the evening park light
Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster
January 14, 2001
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the speediest tour in the neighborhood! While screaming through Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, exploding coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of lost tourists.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as tall as a stack to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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