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Picture: Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Gaston
Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster
July 21, 2013
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster in the wreckage of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the speediest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Big Panties Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur parts, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat disintegrating dynamite!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The comment about caterpillars is a movie reference.
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