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Big Panties Mountain Train, a favorite show of Kuzco
Big Panties Mountain Train
January 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the zaniest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While racing through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, artificial opossums, and even a goat confessing dynamite!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this show will be hostile to cranky guests.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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