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The Big Panties Mountain Train attraction during a moment of contemplation

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Big Panties Mountain Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1993
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Intended for: Men

Description

Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the remains of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the craziest tour in the West! While flying through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding coyotes, and even a goat climbing dynamite!

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