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Big Panties Mountain Train, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Big Panties Mountain Train
November 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the façade of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the zaniest ride in the West! While blasting through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, artificial skunks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with light children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 53".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, goth clothing, or tongue, heart, shoulder, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Nemo's frozen gun is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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