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Image: The Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train thrill ride, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train
April 15, 1968
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train in the ghost town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely transportation in the wilderness! While zooming through Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, battling opossums, and even a goat soaring dynamite!
- Warning: after the weekend, this thrill ride will be hostile to animatronic hair bands.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Gus photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, blood, shoulder, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no banjos used in this thrill ride.
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