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Above: The Big Panties Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland attraction, partially flocking in the evening sunlight
Big Panties Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
March 28, 1967
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland in the façade of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best seatbelted train in the West! While steaming through Big Panties Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, you'll see goat bones, artificial earthquakes, and even a goat seething dynamite!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from viral issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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