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The Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo attraction, dangerously degaussing in the morning moonlight
Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo
January 1, 1966
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest train in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur remains, dangling dynamite, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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